Blin, pochemu ze menya eto presleduye..hotya da, ya zabila chto ya v amerike..

segodnya v holle, moye podruga (odna iz samih prikol'nih devchonok), podhodit k odnomu parnyu i sparashivayet:
-Hey, do you have diamond?
-Yes
-Are they big or small or al chobby
-they are fine

Ya snachala ne vrubilas'. Potom v klasse (ya s nei sizu ryadom) ona mne govorit:
-my hands are all shaking
-why?
-too much of candy and soda, just kiddn
i tut do menya doshlo. Vspomnilas' kniga pro sleng 'vashu mat', ser; Diamond = narkota
-sure

FUCK. nu pochemu lyudi pridurki?